WTH??

Ok. I'm here...and what am i doing? i dont know anymore...My kids are driving me nuts...Lord knows i love em...but seriously...I just wanna pee without an audience...I promise you..Mommy goes to the bathroom and I end up with all four kids and the dogs coming to visit. Like im going anywhere...my butt wont fit through the bathroom window...Believe me....Ive tried...sigh....